Now available by popular demand! The official Satanic Story Time Membership is now available for purchase via PayPal. Show your loyalty to Satanic Story Time by becoming a member! When you purchase your membership, you will be prompted for your address. You will receive your very own Satanic Story Time Membership Certificate in the mail. Printed on the finest card stock, you will be able to display your Stygian recognition in the privacy of your own lair.